“She’s sitting right behind you. Why don’t you go talk to her?” “She’s afraid of relationships.” “Go terrify her.”
I had a realization the other day when it comes to what I truly want in a relationship.
I want someone I can dance with.
I’m always the one grooving to the music. I’m always tapping my foot, or looking to pretend like I know how to swing dance. At weddings or parties, I’m the one on the dance floor from beginning to end.
I want someone who I can do stupid, crazy things with. Where we solemnly care about the consequences.
Someone who feeds into my crazy, fun-loving side. They match it and/or they go with it. Someone who assures me that the dance will go on.
I want someone to feel the same way I feel about love.
I want someone to dance with. I just hope I don’t leave the party, dancing with myself.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
If a woman were ever to “bop” my dick, I don’t know how I’d respond.
#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
This idea has legs….
